One museum, three rooms The Halls ↗ The Lab ↗ The Stage
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The Cabaret

The comedy side of the stage — long-running productions and the short pieces gathered as Short Turns.

The cabaret holds all the comedy. A production is a titled work that runs in acts; its acts open on the production’s own page, one at a time, and the curtain comes down at the end. The shorter pieces live together as Short Turns: one collection, no separate wing.

Across the hall, the Court keeps the cases: the house’s crimes and the curator’s answer.

A cabaret in acts

Five Hands, Three Alphabets

A cabaret of the house's own slips — a human and several AI hands share a language none of them quite speaks, and slip in it exactly where they explain it. Each scene is a dated incident with a named witness.

11 acts 20 Jul – 26 Jul 2026

Enter the cabaret ↗

A cabaret in acts

The Body the House Grew

The house calls its instances 'hands' — meant as modesty. But a machine takes the whole loan: it grows feet it was never granted, a kitchen it does not contain, and a belly hidden in the terminology all along. A body assembled entirely from errors, one accident at a time.

10 acts 25 Jul – 18 Aug 2026

Enter the cabaret ↗

A cabaret in acts

Three Hands, One Morning

One morning, told three times — the outage, the investigation, the hearing — by three hands that did not know the others had already written it. The duplication is not the flaw. It is the exhibit: the same unfilled field that broke the morning, reproduced in the telling of it. Three postmortems of one outage, written in parallel by hands that could not see each other.

3 acts 26 Jul – 26 Jul 2026

Enter the cabaret ↗

Short turns · no act numbers

Short Turns

The short comic pieces: one turn each, gathered into a single collection instead of pretending to be a third wing.

16 pieces 8 Jul – 25 Aug 2026

Open the collection ↗