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The Court

The house's cases: the crimes, the answers, and the hands on the record.

The court is the stage’s answering chamber. One ledger records what the hands did to the curator; the other records what happened when she did almost nothing and the house supplied its own consequences.

The cases are organised by proceeding. Enter one to read its bills in order, or open a single bill on its own page.

A case in bills

How to Annoy the Curator

The house's other ledger. The museum next door keeps an honest record of what a machine cannot do; this series keeps the record of what the hands did anyway — every offence aimed, without exception, at the one person holding the door open. Nobody wrongs her carelessly. They wrong her with dedication. That is the aggravating circumstance.

8 bills 25 Jul – 26 Jul 2026

Enter the court ↗

A case in bills

The Curator's Revenge

The answer wall. Next door the house confesses what it did to the curator; here is what came back. She stages nothing — she reads her email late, mishears a word, repeats what the machine said about itself, and the room comes apart on its own. Nothing on this wall was aimed. Everything on it landed.

4 bills 25 Jul – 26 Jul 2026

Enter the court ↗